AWESOME!!!

I don't think there is anything more funny than watching Gremlins in spanish!!!

A few more funny photos

These are photos from my family trip to and from Alabama!

How do you file a claim for this loss? "Yeah, uhh...I was moving and thought I would tie the wrought iron table to the back of my Penske with the legs facing the hood of my car."

Would you honestly buy Herbalife from this dude standing outside of a gas station?

Would you dare live on Crump Blvd in West Memphis? I know I wouldn't!

This is the intersection of one of the best catfish restaurants in America!! Classic isn't it?

This is Tuffy. No lie...TUFFY! She lives across the street from where my Grandparents used to live. Oh yeah, the best part...she sells AVON!!! No lie!

Any one want to enter the Slick Lizard in the rear?

Do you get some kind of tax break for running your business out of the back of your Mercury?

Only in Mississippi can you buy boiled peanuts and porkskins on the side of the road!

I just got done taking this. This would be Faith taking her place on the bed at night. I thought it was funny!

New photos

At least we know that the employees are not alcoholics!
Now seriously, if you do not have the courage to speak up in the staff meetings and put your foot down about what the signs in front of you workplace are going to say...then you do not need to be in management.

Juneau, Alaska

Well as most of you know, my family and I got back from Alaska about a week ago and we loved every minute of it. I want to show you a few pics of our day in Juneau. If you do not know, our day in Juneau consisted of whale watching, fishing and eagle watching. I think it was by far the best day on our Alaskan cruise! My mother caught a Flounder and Matt caught a 25+ lb. Wild King Salmon .Enjoy the pics!

Where's Jonah?

Nina's Flounder!

Matt's big catch!

Us on the back of the boat!

Mendahall Glacier!

On a side note: If you do find yourself talking a cruise to Juneau, AK and want to go out on a day trip like this, please let me know. I will give you the information to go on this one. They were very nice people with Oklahoma connections!!

Funny pics!

Now if anyone reading this knows me personally, you will understand why I am posting these pictures. When Jessica gives me the camera, I start taking random pictures of things that I think, at that time are either funny, crude or just plain weird. I hope you enjoy!

Golf and other stuff!

As promised, Here are pics and proof (signed and attested scorecard from wife) of my great day on the course. Believe me, she would be trash talking me if it was a bad day on the course!

Signed by Jessica

Dog the Mutha F#*$(% Bounty Hunter!!!!

Aloha

Yes...I know it has been forever since I've blogged anything. As you know, Jessica and I are in Hawaii and tomorrow I get to play golf! I thought I would give you a glimpse of what I will be playing. This is what is written about my course in our Oahu revealed book.
"In a state with pretty golf courses, this one stands apart as one of the loveliest. Simply put, it's achingly beautiful. Set in the center of Maunawili Valley behind Olomana Peak near Kailua, the back nine in particular are draped in such a verdant setting that its nickname of Jurassic Park seems totally appropriate. Even the golf paths are so mouthwatering lush, you'd expect dinosaurs to come strolling by.
But this is also a hard course. Make that humiliatingly hard. There isn't a flat piece of ground on any of the narrow fairways. It's the perfect course to accidentally lose your scorecard on the first hole so you can enjoy the course for the purity of the play and the serenity of the scenery. You can also exercise selective memory to convince yourself that you did well. The only evidence to the contrary will be a much lighter supply of balls at the end. (Bring plenty)
Bring your laser guided ball for number 3. It requires the precision of a smart bomb to drive it on to the isolated green. Eleven is their signature hole-a drive across water onto an island green fronted by mountains.
Number 13 is a cruel joke. Try to launch it into the gully, then drop on the other side and take your punishment like a grown-up. You'll put a lot of miles on your cart at this flawlessly maintained course, and you'll love every minute of it. The front nine are the most open and forgiving. It's the back nine where egos are smashed and memories are made"

Pics to be posted after the round is over, if I don't jump off a cliff first!
Wish me luck!

OUCH!!

My back hurts.